Opening Theme

The Opening Theme Song of the Samurai Pizza Cats (dub version).

Lyrics
Would somebody please cue that bird?

Samurai Pizza Cats... Oooh yeah! Who do you call when you want some pepperoni? Samurai Pizza Cats... [Speedy Cerviche: Right on!] They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony

There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch [That's right!] A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch.

And little Polly Esther who's never afraid [Polly Esther: That's me!] of going into battle when the bad guys invade.

Here's Guido Anchovy a wild romantic rover. This cat gets down down with a love hangover

Here come the Pizza Cats. They're so bad. They've got more fur than any turtle ever had! They're stronger than old cheese... [Stronger than old cheese.] Stronger than dirt... [Stronger than dirt.] Step on their tails... [Get off my tail!] And you're gonna get hurt... [Don't hurt me!] Samurai Pizza Cats... They're fighting crime All over town!

Four... Three... Two... One... The Pizza Cats are on the run!

The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low. It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo. We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crowes. As soon as someone finds the script we might begin the show. Sit back and rest your feet and turn the sound up high. And if you want the full effects go eat a pizza pie! Hahaha!